Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for December 15, 2023

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    enigmamz  12 months ago

    With the way she’s likely to say “Thank You”, it’s best if you DON’T watch, Wallace.

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    Ruth Brown  12 months ago

    The magic formula.

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    Brian Premium Member 12 months ago

    But it’s such a big, beautiful tree! My brother takes his wife and son to cut down a tree each year. I’m happy with a little plastic one that I can put in the attic afterwards.

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member 12 months ago

    Oh, Sterling … when you get that look you remind me of one of my sons when he was about your age.

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    saobadao  12 months ago

    Sterling, if not for maximum barfage, as you put it, there would be no you

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    angelolady Premium Member 12 months ago

    Noooo….Maybe Seagull will show them a community of critters living in the tree.

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    einarbt  12 months ago

    Don’t do it. Tell them you will do it but you need a bigger saw. Then you don’t take them with you and bring home reasonable sized tree. You can always tell them that the other one was gone when you got there, maybe even eaten whole by a certain forest monster that Wallace keeps looking for.

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    crosscompiler Premium Member 12 months ago

    Move the party, not the tree.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 12 months ago

    Mom knows just how to……its part of the “secrets” we learn at our mother’s knee.

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    Dirty Dragon  12 months ago

    “That thing must weigh a ton.”

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    Faustus Mitternacht  12 months ago

    Not going to end well.

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    rheddmobile  12 months ago

    This reminds me of the time we had the city’s largest Halloween pumpkin. It was $50 back in I think 1990 when that was a lot for a pumpkin, and no one would pay that much for it, although many stopped by the roadside to marvel and purchase normal pumpkins which was the real purpose. My friend group and I stopped at the last possible hour before sundown and the farmer had already packed up all the other pumpkins. We said how about that one, can we get a discount? And he said you kids take it, I am sure as **** not picking it up and putting it on this truck again. Four doughty young people hoisted it into the back of our trunk which wouldn’t latch with it in there, and one speedcarve later we were the heroes of the neighborhood.

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    Ida No  12 months ago

    BARFAGE!

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    VanLaser  12 months ago

    Barfing at the right tree

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    crookedwolf Premium Member 12 months ago

    Fir play, long time.. They’re close enough to Boston!

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    wgaboda  12 months ago

    Leave that big tree alone, Mom and Dad: I have a bad feeling about this!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 12 months ago

    One year my mother wanted a live tree. I mean LIVE!! My father dug a hole in early November for it. After Christmas it would be frozen. They got the tree with the root ball. I don’t remember how it was set up in the house. Then after Christmas he planted it. Many many years later it was about 40’ high and they had it taken down. Needed a crane!! I was in the service and didn’t find out till later. Told them they should have donated it to some city for a Christmas tree. They didn’t want the hassle.

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    rick92040  12 months ago

    I don’t know why someone would want a dying tree in there house to celebrate Christmas. Don’t kill a tree. Buy a live one in a pot then plant it.

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    Killraven Premium Member 12 months ago

    Maximum barfage indeed!

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    Old Time Tales  12 months ago

    For those of you still looking for a wicked good Christmas present Amazon does sell “Wallace the Brave” books to anyone with a credit card.

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    Kawasaki Cat  12 months ago

    Maybe Sterling can chew thru the tree trunk!

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    jschumaker  12 months ago

    “Maximum Barfage” Heh-heh. Heh.

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    Hedgehog  12 months ago

    Sterling’s not wrong.

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    raybarb44  12 months ago

    She’s still got it and you will get it IF you cut that tree down. You do have a legal out if that’s in a National Forest as a tree that size can’t be harvested for a Christmas Tree….

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    imagenesis  12 months ago

    This is getting interesting!

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    scyphi26  12 months ago

    Clearly, flattery WILL get you somewhere on this. :P

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    rwh2  12 months ago

    Sound like something Captain Kirk would say, “Set phasers to maximum barfage.”

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 12 months ago

    Is it me, or has that tree doubled in size since the start of the arc?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago

    The only way this ends well for the tree is if They find your bodies in the spring under a pile of Needles and covered with sap.

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    goboboyd  12 months ago

    The flannel jammies are coming out early this evening, boys.

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    NWdryad  12 months ago

    It would’ve been fun to see the gull’s expression in the third panel.

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    NWdryad  12 months ago

    Compromise: Dad risks his neck to climb to the top of the tree and decorate it, then they set up a tent with all the trimmings and enjoy Christmas there.

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    Curiosity Premium Member 12 months ago

    Classic child’s reaction to signs of affection or more in there parents. All I can say is they’d better be glad it’s there, or they wouldn’t exist!

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    asrialfeeple  12 months ago

    maximum barfage indeed.

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    jmcenanly  12 months ago

    Unless they live in something the size of the White House, that tree is going to be too big for them

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    michaelesum  12 months ago

    We have an official Charlie Brown Christmas Tree that sits on our fireplace mantel. A single red Christmas ball ornament with Linus’s blue blanket wrapped around the base.

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