Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 29, 2023

Tell them how newspapers are hurting all over…..

Not even a “Jelly of the Month” club?

“……at least not for you peons.”

One Independence Day fell on a Saturday & we didn’t get holiday pay in our pay checks. Asked my boss who said nobody did. He had asked and was told “You had the day off.”

Management gave no one on the team a bonus this year.

They really did bone us on that one.

No “Year end bonuses” but everyone gets the old “Rear End Bonus”, “Suckers.”

I worked for public utilities most of my life and the company that i worked at for my last 5 years was the only one that paid bonuses (except for management, who always seem to get bonuses). When anyone complained about the size of their bonus I just smiled and was grateful.

You’re lucky I don’t get out my rubber hose

He’s getting all of the bonuses…

I worked for a really great company, with a great sense of humor. Every Christmas all the employee’s were given a free goose….

Too soon old und too late schmart…

So you mean for everyone else, right??