Close to Home by John McPherson for December 16, 2023

In spite of the money they spent with that high-powered Madison Avenue marketing firm, the Angels’ rebranding effort was destined to quickly join the ranks of New Coke and IHOB.

I’m with the odd man out here. I wouldn’t really want to be in a rebranded group called “Heaven’s Angels.” At least not in a biker bar.

Shredder realizes the new gang will never fly.

I recognize that motorcycle. It’s a Holy-Davidson.

If you decide to stay in the gang, Shredder, meet us at the drag strip for story time.

Just in time for Christmas.

I love Luci! #disenchantment

Having visited Heaven a number of times, Bleeb is qualified to comment on how authentic these uniforms may or may not look, but it seems as though he is content to just be along for the upcoming ride.

Are they talking to a different Shredder and not the Shredder of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fame?

Halo no!

Chameleon Bleeb needs some wings, too!

The cartoonist may be getting a visit from the local club after they see this one!

Always knew Bleeb was a “ride or die” kind of guy…err, person…

Sheesh! You do NOT wanna walk into a Moped Bar wearing Seagull wings!

Those ARE Mopeds, right?! ㋡

How’s he gonna scare those turtles and the rat?

I prefer Charlie’s Angels.

Shredder quit the gang and has since joined NMJ, where there are NO mascots or jingles!

There’s no ’ in Hells Angels

Apparently the new leader of the pack doesn’t quite grasp the concept of HELL’s Angels!

Come on, Shredder, get with the gang. lol

Wouldn’t this be like lipstick on a pig.

Ha! Me thanks Shredder is the only one who’s not an undercover cop!

I would bail if I were you Shredder.

Something tells me Shredder isn’t going to get his wings.

Very bad John, very bad…

But they don’t even make sense. If we have wings, what do we need the bikes for?

Um, that is not a good outfit for riding a motorcycle, no protection at all from road rash.

the breeze up that outfit will tickle the family jewels at highway speeds

how angelic they all look!