Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 07, 2024

Hobbes prefers the let-it-be look.

We love Hobbes too much for him to change!

That actually would be a pretty cool look!

Calvin never learns……..

Then how would he know how wide doorways are?

He’s mad because you disturbed his nap, Calvin. He might have been dreaming about Susie’s stuffed bunny.

Thick moustaches are ugly and a lot of people tease moustachoied men.

Since his whiskers don’t meet in the middle, that would be a little difficult.

“Look, your cat is licking himself. I wish I could do the same!” “I tried once, but the cat didn’t like it, See this scar on my face?”

Don’t poke the tiger, Calvin.

I agree with Hobbes. That would look pretty weird

“I am not a barbershop quartet singer!”

This coming from a boy with that hair!

Calvin, whiskers are functional, not decorative.

Floor wars: Whisker problem for Calvin

I see Calvin got his cardio in for THE YEAR!

I wouldn’t mind having the flexibility of a cat, but I think I’d still have to find another way to get clean. YUCK!!

♪♫ Oh, I wish I had a pencil thin moustache… ♫♪

- The late, great Jimmy Buffet

I don’t know why this cartoon made me think of that song. I guess it’s ye olde moustache style.

Not so much….

Calvin, when you can lick yourself in the places Hobbs can, THEN you can give grooming advice.

Well at least he didn’t trim Hobbe’s whiskers while he slept!

You say “unruly”, but there’s only one rule Hobbes recognizes: The law of the jungle.

Next, Calvin will be asking Hobbes to wear a top hat and tie Suzy to the railroad tracks

Dude. Just an idea.

The hipocalypse is not for another good 20 years, Calvin…

A version of an old saying: "Let sleeping Tigers lie. Calvin should already know that.

Cats are self-cleaning. Sorta like ovens.

Not a good idea to criticize someone who is pointy at five of his six ends.

Salvador Hobbes?

He wants his tiger to have the villain-stache?

The Pink Panther once did that when disguising himself as a “bone inspector” in the 1978 TV short “Spark Plug Pink”.

Since he brought up the subject, Hobbes may want to mention a few things about Calvin’s own grooming habits.

There’s Rollie Fingers, but then there’s Rollie Claws. Lotsa claws for alarm!

Never say, “You should……”.