Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 04, 2023

That’s not coal! They’re not even hard yet!!!

Ewwwww

Looks good in little plastic bags!

Good that he cleans up after his reindeer, but maybe he can use those instead of coal for the naughty list. Surely more cost-effective.

Is that a city ordinance ,,,,,,maybe HOA!!!!!!

“Inconsiderate little beasts! Why can’t they go on a flat roof instead of a pitched one?”

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof, The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

Reindeer poopies.

Isn’t that Swarte Piet’s job?

…and they are not ’magically delicious" either.

Huh. I always thought Santa’s reindeer would poop peppermint patties!

Curb your reindeer.

Tough Home Owners Association.