Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 06, 2023

Ugh!!!

His powers don’t require technology!

And he knows whether they are bad or ‘good.’

He’s got more info in his database than the FBI and CIA combined!

He’ll be Santa’p the river for that.

Timely cartoon, Dan. Today, Dec. 6th, the Feast of St. Nicolas is celebrated in many countries.

For an ancient bishop whose factual history is extremely scant, he sure has become a popular guy!

No database. He simply has it all memorized, just like he had before the first electronic computer.

Is this a new “make” of “57th Street”??

I’ll never tell.

He uses Claus-circuit television.

Which explains why he enters and leaves premises using the fireplace instead of the door.

Wait ’til you see his elf and reindeer video collection

Busted! Santa is a Chomo.

Actually he just knows when you are sleeping.