JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 12, 2023

Ooo…..Mortimer doesn’t look too happy about Marcy going on the naughty list.

Well, the whole North Pole/Christmas industrial complex is built on retaliation.

If you want to howl your butt off, look up “Even Santa Poops” on YouTube. It’s actually an internet commercial for an air freshener that you spray in the toilet before going #2. “The whole house smells like a gingerbread manslaughter!”

…I’m pretty sure she can afford her own coffee roaster..

She has a point..

I’m so absorbed in looking at Mortimer’s facial expressions…

Embody the spirit. Costume, extra.

And I thought it was the undercover cop

Just buy your own coffee roaster, Marcy. You don’t need one from Santa.

Maybe that IS Carla, the Mistress of Disguise.

Even the dog laughed.

Don’t irritate the elf who has all your passwords!!

You cross Santa, Santa will cross you – off his list.

Grinding your own beans I understand but roasting them? where do you get raw beans to roast? This sounds like a lot of work.

It’s Crunchy the Crabman

Marcy!!! What is wrong with you?!?!?

Knock it off Carla.

Mortimer is not pleased.

Easy… you’re gonna bring out his “latent manical tendencies”.

Looks like Mortimer wants to be on that list too.