Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 12, 2023

The beard stubble is a nice touch.

They wear flip-flops on Mars, don’t they?

The flip-fops will make the space walk more comfortable.

We’ll see that in the next few years!!!

I wouldn’t want to sit next to him on a long flight!

A flash fire kills many more people. I always wear cotton clothing, long sleeve cotton shirt, jeans, leather shoes. Sneakers slip on a wing soaked with fuel or melt on a wing that was scorched. synthetic fabrics melt on to the skin in a flash fire. A cotton ball cap is also a good idea.

You shouldn’t have said to him “I want to see Uranus”.

To be truly casual the helmet needs to be worn backwards!

Choose the hill on which you wish to die …

There used to be a time when the airlines treated passengers in a way that warranted being somewhat dressed up. Nowadays, dressing for “dumpster diving” is appropriate since they treat you like trash.

I read that they have a special room for them to shave in so there’s no whiskers floating around.

That’s taking the “just woke up” look a little too far.

Drink a half of a case of beer before you take off so you can fight any fire with your personal hose.

That’s not casual. That’s “I’m not awake yet, and I forgot to put on my suit.”

I’ll say! There should be a fly code! Some people are disgusting

Please don’t give Elon any ideas.

Remember the days when you used to dress to travel on an airplane?!

These are astronauts, not airline passengers, right???

Let home go. It’ll increase the depth of the gene pool. And reduce the number of obliviots.