Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 15, 2023

Leo, maybe it’s just you after all.

Bracelets are too easy to take off. Maybe the jeweler could engrave each other’s name into the bolts in their necks. (The bolts are probably the only thing keeping their heads attached to their bodies.)

Be sure to go to the right jewelry store.

If you don’t like the neighborhood, why do you live there?

I’m so glad for them!

What are they promising each other? I mean, seriously. Aren’t they made for each other?

WHAT MONSTERS!!

Oh it’s much worse than that……..

♪♪ Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas/ Make the yuletide gay♪♪

As the two Frankenstein bolted….

A question originally (apocryphally) asked of Joe Jackson about his involvement in throwing the 1919 World Series.

Wait. I was gonna make espresso! :)

I thought they were already married?

Leopold is so old-fashioned! Frankie and Steve are doing just fine by their norms!