Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 06, 2023

Which comes first, fixing his marital status or fixing (changing) him? Not that the latter is a good plan.

Reminds me of my first wife.

I fell for that one too.

Marriage is the leading cause of divorce. (Groucho Marx)

“Marriage is an institution and any man who gets married should be institutionalized.” (Groucho Marx)

“Married and Fixed” … good one, John!

One of the few times the original could have run in Last Kiss as is.

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

Yeah, Homie don’t think so…

Go find Parson Brown in the meadow

Don’t bother fixin’ what ain’t broke.

“Well, let’s start with the Basics, and carry on from there …”

Oh wow. Finally married. Now I can experience divorce and property division.

You never forget your starter marriage.

“I’m afraid you can’t. You see I have a problem with the vows. Specifically the part where it says, ‘Forsaking all others,’” he said. “Forget it,” she said, “I always have. That may be why I’ve been divorced more times than a character on a soap opera.”

if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

But but , I’m not ready to marry….I’m a confirmed procrastinator

GAL: I could tell by the hook with the trailing fishing line in your mouth.

I’ve been married 34 years. I’ve been fixed for 25

She’d like her honeymoon tonight and marriage later………..

“I can fix that, for a price!”

If it ain’t broke, marry it.

Promises, promises! That’s all I ever get!

That means you’ve never been divorced either? She can fix that as well!

“….. but first let me check your financials to see if it is worth my effort.”

Haha, “fix that”.

Eep

Ms. Fix It…

All the boys love Vivian. That’s why SHE has been married before – 8 times.

The fix is in.

Never been married, but he holds auditions for the role every chance he gets.