Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 07, 2024

Phoebe appears to be wearing tights, which are pant-like in structure.

This has practically the same energy as the Sunday strip where Marigold wore underwear…now I want to see her in a full-on hazmat suit with Todd dressed as her lawyer.

If you’re going to be selfless, then you should share some of your sparkles, Marigold.

Pajama bottoms. I have some just like them, including the flap in the back.

How high up do those socks go? If she’s not wearing pants, then I assume that those are socks.

How did Marigold get her “Sparkly Glorious Pants” on not having hands? Magic I guess!

To me, pants go on under your trousers. Unless you’re a super hero or a loony.

These are the kind of pants that give you a magical persuasive charm bonus and makes people like you more.

If Marigold’s shield of boringness was turned off and she approached someone while wearing these pants it could be fatal.

they would literally love her to death because there comes a point where charm and beauty magic is too much for a mere mortal soul to handle.

If Phoebe wore them then she could probably ask anyone to do anything and they would agree with her.

it would even make Dakota lose her cold shoulders.

Or maybe it would simply make people look at Phoebe like they looked at Marigold when she turns down the shield of boringness.

I should wear those pants at the next protest I can attend.

Bellbottoms even.

A Canada school district had a dress code banning short skirts but not shorts for boys. In protest, the boys wore skirts. Solidarity!

Pants are optional, but thanks for your support!

Did you cut a tail hole in those?

Liar, liar, no pants on fire!

Pants that sparkles more than a unicorn.

Well, that is her bottom line.

I still remember Marigold’s foray into human clothing wearing a tee-shirt creatively on her aft end – 3/12/2016 – >

As someone who wears sweatpants all the time beachside there comfy, I wouldn’t know what looks glorious on me.

Look at Miss Fancy-Pants over here

She’s been looking for an excuse to wear those since the 1970s.

when pants are good they are good. they are usually terrible tho

We obviously can’t hear it because of copyright issues, but I have to believe those pants constantly play Earth, Wind & Fire songs.

The important thing is to cover one’s lowers. Of course, there aren’t many contexts where a ten-year-old girl may go around topless, so maybe Marigold should wear a shirt too.

Phoebe skirted the matter.