Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2023

Ouch

Ew.

Everyone here know the etymology of the word “mistletoe”?

Santa is into some weird stuff.

You gotta do something Doc! Those toes won’t stop kissing.

If football players get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe.

Um. That’s holly. So does Santa have hollytoesis?

You really need to stop walking around barefoot, Santa. Someone get him some house shoes for Christmas!

I’d like a second opinion.

You also have a bad case of kneesles

It looks like he has had his Santa claws trimmed.

Ewww!

14 months in SE Asia gave me something similar.

Under the mistletoe I know, what happens over the mistletoe?

Call in Jack! Jack Frost will nip at his toes…

With all the rich foods during the holidays, ‘Mistletoe’ is code for gout.

If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get missile toe?