Herman by Jim Unger for January 14, 2024

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    seanfear  11 months ago

    time for hearing-aids

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  11 months ago

    It’s a natural mistake. Most people order gorilla instead of vanilla.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  11 months ago

    She’s the gorilla my dreams.

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    halibaitor  11 months ago

    I’ve never seen gorilla flavor. Moose tracks, yes.

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    Dirty Dragon  11 months ago

    “How much is that Rocky Road in the window??”

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    Zykoic  11 months ago

    Try gorilla milk, It’s hairy!

    A combination of delicious, sweet, almond coconut milk with the additional nutrients of the green juice! Perfect for kids and adults and an easy way to ensure getting your daily dose of veggies! Ingredients (Almond Coconut Milk)1 Cup Almonds (Soaked 24 hours)3 Cups Coconut water1 Cup Coconut Meat (from a young coconut)Dash Himalayan SaltDash Cinnamon2 heaping TBS Liyf EssentialsIngredients (Green Juice)1 Bunch Black Kale (or any Kale you can get)1 Bunch Parsley1 Bunch Cilantro1 Bunch Celery1 Cucumber1 ApplePreparation (Almond Milk)Blend Almonds & water thoroughly until smoothStrain mixture through a nut bag or a fine strainer and collect the milk in a bowl.Pour the milk back into blender and add rest of ingredients.Blend well.

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    cracker65  11 months ago

    Ewwww

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    Do you have that in chocolate?

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  11 months ago

    What’s the brand? Hork’n Doze?

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    PraiseofFolly  11 months ago

    Cherry Ice Cream costs extra without the pits. Butterscotch comes in tartan cones of various patterns.

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    Mediatech  11 months ago

    Well that made a monkey of him. He must feel like an ape.

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    ddl297  11 months ago

    They have BACON in ice cream now – I’m done with frozen desserts!

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    e.groves  11 months ago

    He had to taste it?

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    timinwsac Premium Member 11 months ago

    I wonder if one of the over 1000 flavors is dung beetle?

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    rshive  11 months ago

    There are virtues to visual menus.

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    DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago

    Did the company that makes the jelly beans for Hogwart’s expand into the ice cream business?

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    sandpiper  11 months ago

    Counter guy should get to wear it, just because.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    I hate when the gorilla hairs get in my teeth and on my tongue! Eww

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    Calvins Brother  11 months ago

    Should have tried the Emu.

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    hooglah  11 months ago

    It looks like something cut off a gorilla.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago

    You know if you had asked for Fresh Oregon Boysenberry Sugar, you wouldn’t have had that problem.

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    cuzinron47  11 months ago

    Do they even make plain old vanilla anymore? That’s like going to a coffee shop and ordering plain black coffee.

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    mindjob  11 months ago

    The gorilla float is better. 2 scoops of gorilla, and root beer

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    monya_43  11 months ago

    He knew it wasn’t vanilla just by looking at it. He should not have tried tasting it. ICK!!

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