Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 19, 2023

Ka-oops. “Did I do that?”

BWAHAHAHAA ! The best way to deter crime EVER! Run the suckas over with a bus.

KA-oops!?

Understandable, Rip. Have a good day.

Well EB will have a very Merry “Ka-black & Blue” Christmas!!!

Did you bring a gun to a bus fight?

Oh my. Ebenezer pancake!

The villain brought a gun to a heavy vehicle fight. Bad idea.

Gee Rip, I hope you didn’t scratch the bumper all up.

The wheels on the bus go round and round, and EB goes bumpity bump…

Ka-ROFL!!

One wishes that more bad guys could be taken out this way.

“Did we just back the campaign bus over (Meatball) Ron?”

“It was either the governor or a recycling bin.”

Somebody lost a hat and a shoe.

To quote from Army Of Darkness….“OOOOHHH, THAT’S GONNA HURT!”

To say the least!

Bus-ted

KA-ROADKILL!

So much for Eb. They’re gonna need a spatula to scrape him off the road.

Who taught Rip how to drive a bus—Sandra Bullock?

Whoops!

Looks like Eb tried to roller skate in a buffalo herd.

Just add him to the gang tied up in the back of the bus.

It was an honest mistake. Maybe someday they’ll label those things.

Running over EB accidentially on purpose?

KA-BUSED!!