bacon by Lonnie Millsap for December 15, 2023

Bad news, Keith. I don’t think you can outrun all six of them.

At this time, I believe Keith may just want to recommend the local Salmon!

The odds are against Keith at this moment … unfortunately!

Don’t say No!

not much meat for 6 bears let alone 1

Out of curiosity, what DO you call a group of bears?

Truth in advertising.

Side of bacon (pardon) and two drink minimum!

Pretty lean pickings for 6 bears, gonna be some squabbling over those drumsticks.

Entree-vous?

I’m guessing, at this point, Keith probably doesn’t have much of a choice!

Will he fit in the picanic basket?

“Oh, it’s so thoughtful of you to include me! And I very much appreciate the invite. But I already have a prior dinner engagement with Big Bad Wolf. Could I perhaps take a rain check?”

That’s a bit verbose. “Keith, we’ve decided to have you over for dinner.”

At least try ordering lots of bear claws….

I’m sorry, I must decline your invi—arghhh…