Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 29, 2023

Does one need a reason?

Wine is better after distilling.

Wining is bad nonethelesses.

That would be whining then.

Both are good reasons.

Congratulations to Zac for completing another successful orbit of the sun! Was this #20?

I could keep that resolution.

For eeeeeeeeeeeeee-vil… muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (cough-cough!)

Can I have……. (cough-cough)…..a drink…… of that……. please?

Happy Birthday Zac. May you have many more.

wine on, you crazy diamond…

I was drinking wine while reading “The Grapes of Wrath”. Then I felt the wrath of grapes.

Switch to Tequila, the evil parts starts sooner, you have more fun and it’s cheaper.

Sinfandel?

Girl, how about a pair of falsies?

Evil Genius.

I get evil once a day around 5pm

She may not like it, but she’ll Shiraz hell try.

Inebriation – a power so great, it can only be used for good or evil.

I am so using that.

Good plan. I think I may have to turn evil too.

Possibly a dark Cabarnet Diable

You say you want a resolution …

Well, you know …….

( I resolve not to resolute … let’s drink to that )

“Good” expires at happy hour!

she doesn’t drink anymore. and she sure doesn’t drink any less…