Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 30, 2023

She wants to have Luke warm her champagne? What? In a flat? What? And charge for the covers? What?

Why are so many people like this?! They don’t even try.

As long as you only have one item, it doesn’t qualify as a list.

Ralph, please tell my wife.

I plan to run comedy films, cook a nice dinner for myself, give my two cats a treat, and drink hot chocolate from a Snoopy cup. The nice thing about a second childhood is that you get to have the first one the way it should have been.

I’ll be asleep at midnight, but I plan to have a mimosa on New Year’s morning

Kinda sounds like… “Well… break out the flat, warm champagne and let’s get this over with!”

New Years celebration is just another reason or excuse for people to get drunk.

The best way IMO to celebrate the new year is to get a good night’s sleep, get up and watch the sunrise. Then get out in the fresh air and get some exercise.

my brother used to call New Years Eve amateur night, people go to bars like they go to church on Easter and Christmas, its the thing you are supposed to do

Sounds like they’re about to dump air and yawn.

I don’t like champagne so have gin alexanders instead. Go to bed early and get woke up by the bombs (fireworks) and the dog freaking out. Finally get back to sleep and get up to watch the sunrise on a new year.

Works 4 me!

Never did that, and still made it to 80. The best resolution, keep on breathing.

My lady and I will eat cocktail shrimp and franks in blankets while making fun of the fools in Times Square on TV. At midnight we’ll pour a couple of glasses from the $10 bottle of Asti Spumante that I picked up at a local liquor store last week, wish each other a happy New Year, and stumble off to bed.

A healthy and happy New Year to all, however you choose to celebrate it.

Resolution #2 for this toon …

See #1 …!

You mean I have to charge myself 8 bucks for a can of beer????!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Who’s paying who???