Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 20, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member 11 months ago

    The pink one is microbe-managing Becky and Tom.

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    enigmamz  11 months ago

    Bow-chiggy-bow-WOW!!!

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    STEPUP  11 months ago

    Have they no shame??!!

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    Zykoic  11 months ago

    That’s funny!

    “Public display of infection”.

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    Gent  11 months ago

    And spreading the cornyvirus eh.

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    markkahler52  11 months ago

    Their names are actually Germ and Bacteria, Becky and Tommy are code…

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    Oh! how cute (NOT)

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    basspro  11 months ago

    Petri dish placed under a mistletoe?

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    HOTLOTUS1  11 months ago

    so that’s Becky’s ame BOO

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    Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago

    Comic Porn.

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    uniquename  11 months ago

    Quick! Grab a camera. This will go viral!

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    bilbrlsn  11 months ago

    They must be members of that Family Friendly group, Moms for Liberty! Or as I call them, Hitler’s Little Homemakers.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 11 months ago

    Jealous?

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    Prawnclaw  11 months ago

    Covid 24 on the make.

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    wildlandwaters  11 months ago

    c’mon, guys! get a room!!

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    Brian Fink  11 months ago

    In front of the kids???

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    Lablubber   11 months ago

    Just wait, They’ll wind up splitting.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    They will likely bring each other to organism.

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    geese28  11 months ago

    If it’s a girl, she should be named mitochondria.

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    gammaguy  11 months ago

    They’re exchanging it? Why not just re-gift it?

    (Especially since the word “gift” means “poison” in several European languages.)

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    cessnadriver  11 months ago

    It’s actually accurate. Bacteria do often share DNA snippets with one another. (Bacteria are not eukaryotes which have a nucleus protecting the DNA – the bacterial DNA is in the cytoplasm generally as a loop). This is how bacteria end up being antibiotic resistant, for example.

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    donut reply  11 months ago

    Rated X and Y.

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