Santa: “Well, Mrs. Santa and I are both free, but I’m afraid all the elves are rather busy right now. As are the brownies I had to borrow from the South Pole.”
♪ "Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.. Think of all the fun I’ve missed, think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed.. Next year I could be just as good, if you check off my Christmas list.. "♪
It seems we can’t post links anymore. I’ve Got A Present For Santa is on Youtube. Did you know it was written by the actor who was Will Robinson on Lost In Space? He wrote lots of novelty songs, was a staple on Dr. Demento.
allen@home 11 months ago
You’ll have no trouble at all honey.
GreasyOldTam 11 months ago
Santa: “Well, Mrs. Santa and I are both free, but I’m afraid all the elves are rather busy right now. As are the brownies I had to borrow from the South Pole.”
Crumb creator 11 months ago
Looks like Santa might be heading for the naughty list as well
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
Here’s the link to the original 1959 art and text:
https://www.lastkisscomics.Com/comic/santas-list-needs-an-upgrade/
Imagine 11 months ago
I need a Santa costume.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
… the “Nice and Naughty List”!
nosirrom 11 months ago
To the top of it or on top of it?
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
After his divorce, Santa looked for a new romantic partner by guest starring on “The Golden Bachelor”.
bmckee 11 months ago
All I want from Santa is the Naughty Girl list, but for some reason, he keeps that list to himself.
Lady loves a joke 11 months ago
♪ "Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.. Think of all the fun I’ve missed, think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed.. Next year I could be just as good, if you check off my Christmas list.. "♪
scote1379 Premium Member 11 months ago
All I want is a Mistress for Christmas !
ericlscott creator 11 months ago
Hopefully the children are staying nestled all snug in their beds.
mokspr Premium Member 11 months ago
After give us all the details so we can get off on it!
ChessPirate 11 months ago
“When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better…” – Mae West
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Go ahead Santa…ring her bell….☺️
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member 11 months ago
My mom’s boyfriend was the “Chocolate Santa” featured on HBO
SofaKing 11 months ago
It seems we can’t post links anymore. I’ve Got A Present For Santa is on Youtube. Did you know it was written by the actor who was Will Robinson on Lost In Space? He wrote lots of novelty songs, was a staple on Dr. Demento.
Another Take 11 months ago
Mrs. Claus has had some work done. Was that her gift from Santa or Santa’s gift to HIMSELF?
Holden Awn 11 months ago
Speaking of getting to the top — climb on!
anomaly 11 months ago
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Nice and naughty, my favorite!
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
She’s the reason Santa HAS a naughty list.
Packratjohn Premium Member 11 months ago
I wonder if there’s a Mile-High Club for sleighs
syzygy47 11 months ago
Ooo…cheeky. I love it.
Phoenix83 11 months ago
This is cute
proclusstudent 11 months ago
There ain’t no sanity clause.
pat sandy creator 11 months ago
wishin’ and hopin’…