Human males are primarily visually stimulated and aroused for sexual activity; so thoroughly so that even sexually oriented cartoons can turn males on. Human females less so; they are more tactilely (touch) stimulated — and more dependent on psycho-social context and cues when deciding whether to engage in sex — or not.
allen@home 11 months ago
Anything you want honey. You’ll will get it.
pschearer Premium Member 11 months ago
It’s beginning to look a lot like . . . WHOA, MOMMA!!!
mokspr Premium Member 11 months ago
I say to her “Let’s keep this simple.” And give her my gold card and PIN.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
No link this time because this isn’t based on an old comic panel. Allen Freeman drew this for me.
cracker65 11 months ago
Ho Ho Ho.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 11 months ago
If the presents are books I want, do it! I used to have a figure like that. Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
Crumb creator 11 months ago
How about I just give you my credit card?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 11 months ago
It’ll be worth it.
Ubintold 11 months ago
She doesn’t play dress up anymore, does she.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 11 months ago
Reminds me of the Bettie Page
Imagine 11 months ago
At least…
sevaar777 11 months ago
Perhaps madam would like to be unwrapped first before any other presents…
scote1379 Premium Member 11 months ago
And I was hoping you were naughty this year !
nosirrom 11 months ago
How about one gift that keeps on giving.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
“Ooh. I see something’s getting all red … Forget old Rudolph — let me guide your sleigh tonight!
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 11 months ago
I like the KISS method… No, not that one, this one, pucker up darling.
Dobby53 Premium Member 11 months ago
How about the same gift 10 times. Heck, let’s make it a Bakers Dozen times.
Me_ 11 months ago
And that’s when I slowly back up toward the door and ran for my life, holding tighly my wallet.
ahnk_2000 11 months ago
OK, let’s see what other kinds of birds I can find.
Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago
BETTIE!!!!!
Vet Premium Member 11 months ago
With her every day would Christmas!
Greg Sheremeta Premium Member 11 months ago
Grrrrrrrrrrr.
boniface22 11 months ago
Just give her one.
P51Strega 11 months ago
OK, but for your part, it’s ten more days of being good
… to me !!!
jrankin1959 11 months ago
Trying to work a little Hanukkah in there?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 11 months ago
Nice drawing…..
anomaly 11 months ago
Let’s make a small fortune…out of a big one.
Another Take 11 months ago
“Santa? Why am I in here instead of out on the toy assembly line with the rest of the elves?”
ChessPirate 11 months ago
Well, I don’t yet have enough for all those presents, but I could make a couple of deposits…
ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ
snappyboy 11 months ago
Well done Mr. Freeman!
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
10 lords-a-leaping?
Holden Awn 11 months ago
Human males are primarily visually stimulated and aroused for sexual activity; so thoroughly so that even sexually oriented cartoons can turn males on. Human females less so; they are more tactilely (touch) stimulated — and more dependent on psycho-social context and cues when deciding whether to engage in sex — or not.
SofaKing 11 months ago
This illustration would be an excellent tattoo.
bmckee 11 months ago
Yes Betty. Anything you want Betty. Will you visit me in prison after I rob a bank to pay for those ten gifts Betty?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 11 months ago
She certainly looks like she has been a good little girl. I don’t see any problem
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Ok, honey, I’ll get right on it….
rodney 11 months ago
1) That outfit in green2) A similar outfit in red3) Same outfit in green4) Red5) Green6-10) More of the same
Moore 1 11 months ago
now I know what I want for Christmas.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
That’s Candy Kane! I’d recognize her anywhere!
gopher gofer 11 months ago
just tell me where…
freshmeet2030 11 months ago
Thanks, Allen !!(Hoping you get 10 more gifts before xmas)
Imagine 11 months ago
This is my idea of a holiday theme.
timzsixty9 11 months ago
what’s 10 × 69?!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 11 months ago
Hubba hubba!
Jml58 11 months ago
Nice package. May I unwrap it now?
Ryan Plut 11 months ago
You need to buy her only 8 more gifts, ’cause she already has 2.
lawguy05 11 months ago
Wowsers!