Sorry for the poor resolution quality of today’s strip. I typically use an application called Photoshop to clean up such things, but I don’t have that installed on my new laptop yet. I just took a screenshot of this old FA and posted it, hoping it would be better than it turned out to be. Thank you for your patience while I attempt to get my “gojo” back (GoComics + mojo).
Kitties don’t mind having their private parts showing. They seem to enjoy it, so much that they’ll even clean them in front of anybody who is visiting you.
So far, I’d come up with a few standard Christmas Crafts that could work. There was the Pine Cone and Pipe Cleaners option, of course. And I had looked into the Green Construction Paper Christmas Tree project as possible. That one seemed a bit glitchy, though. The Gingerbread House could work, but I’d have to learn to make gingerbread, or find somewhere that sells it in sheets for the construction process. I supposed that one COULD use popsicle sticks, and make it LOOK like a gingerbread house, with cardboard painted up to make gingerbread men and stuff so the structure looked more authentic. But then there would be all the detail work for gumdrops and candy canes and stuff. I was pretty sure it would take at least three tries to get an acceptable project done, and MAYBE there was enough time, but it was too much work. And, like I said, I’ve never been good with glue. It was a disaster waiting to happen. Time was slipping away, and I was running out of options. I needed to get down to business, and soon.
Hmm…I’m suspicious. Cats aren’t exactly known for their modesty, either in the way they present themselves to the world, or in their opinions of themselves. I think what we have is a cat left over from Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and it’s getting nervous about its lack of tethering lines. We might have to call 911 in this case.
Not hovering, but floating, Kitty! Like a helium balloon, go up, up, up, until the balloon is exhausted and falls back to earth. Not to worry: Kitty always lands on its feet.
Jonathan Lemon creator 12 months ago
It could also be true that the panel is sinking.
Bill Thompson 12 months ago
I hope the vet already took care of those private kitty parts.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 12 months ago
Sorry for the poor resolution quality of today’s strip. I typically use an application called Photoshop to clean up such things, but I don’t have that installed on my new laptop yet. I just took a screenshot of this old FA and posted it, hoping it would be better than it turned out to be. Thank you for your patience while I attempt to get my “gojo” back (GoComics + mojo).
Ubintold 12 months ago
A couple of good farts should solve that problem.
Imagine 12 months ago
Beans. Gas. You know the rest.
charles9156 12 months ago
don’t fear the editors. looks normal to me
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
No Fur: The crafty Hover Cat will always land on its feet. The Ground has that Effect.
The Old Wolf 12 months ago
Yeet!
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
Kitties don’t mind having their private parts showing. They seem to enjoy it, so much that they’ll even clean them in front of anybody who is visiting you.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 12 months ago
No such thing as over hovering. Over hoovering, that’s different.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 12 months ago
So far, I’d come up with a few standard Christmas Crafts that could work. There was the Pine Cone and Pipe Cleaners option, of course. And I had looked into the Green Construction Paper Christmas Tree project as possible. That one seemed a bit glitchy, though. The Gingerbread House could work, but I’d have to learn to make gingerbread, or find somewhere that sells it in sheets for the construction process. I supposed that one COULD use popsicle sticks, and make it LOOK like a gingerbread house, with cardboard painted up to make gingerbread men and stuff so the structure looked more authentic. But then there would be all the detail work for gumdrops and candy canes and stuff. I was pretty sure it would take at least three tries to get an acceptable project done, and MAYBE there was enough time, but it was too much work. And, like I said, I’ve never been good with glue. It was a disaster waiting to happen. Time was slipping away, and I was running out of options. I needed to get down to business, and soon.
Judeeye Premium Member 12 months ago
Hovering can cause fuzziness. Glad your back.
pat sandy creator 12 months ago
he’s a hovercat…
ericlscott creator 12 months ago
There is no gravity in a comic strip.
markkahler52 12 months ago
Overhovering the White Cliffs of Dover?!
coltish1. 12 months ago
Hmm…I’m suspicious. Cats aren’t exactly known for their modesty, either in the way they present themselves to the world, or in their opinions of themselves. I think what we have is a cat left over from Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and it’s getting nervous about its lack of tethering lines. We might have to call 911 in this case.
davewhamond creator 12 months ago
There is an artfulness to doing this. A hover craft, if you will.
CitizenKing 12 months ago
Yipes, watch out for the ceiling fan
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
When I hover, I feel light and airy….until I come back to Earth and reality, with a big BOOM!
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
If only we could get them to use the Hoover.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
I miss Howard….hope he’s ok!
willie_mctell 12 months ago
Cats often go too high and get frightened. I’ve rescued several from places like the tops of the kitchen cabinets.
The Tooninator creator 12 months ago
I think hovering would be a blast.
delmoral 12 months ago
The eyes should’ve been huge and more kittenish for mainstream success. But the heart is in the right place.
davidob 12 months ago
I thought that would get a rise out of you. Thank you for the elevated discourse.
charles9156 12 months ago
hovering is an advanced form of levitating ;+)
3hourtour Premium Member 12 months ago
…whoa…
…X-mas season…
…it’s all been one big giant blur…
…got my new outdoor Christmas lights…
…from Amazon…
…5 days ago…
…but too busy to put them up…
…probably too late now…
… OR! …
…I could just leave them up all year…
…and call them party lights!…
…no presents for my darling…
…what do you get the gal that has everything?!?…
…ie…
… me ?…
…{ I’m in the Christmas spirit-okay?}…
…I’m Gummie Dam-n it!…
…a whole one…
…it’s Christmas time…
…kids…
…don’t do drugs…
…unless they’re legal…
…like now in Ohio…
…unless you work for a place that tests…
…then…
…see step one…
davidob 12 months ago
Sir, I trust you have the ladder of success to make light of the situation.
davidob 12 months ago
“I prefer Mary Ann”, he said gingerly. “But Ginger has her points”,he professed.
*Hot Rod* 12 months ago
Skip-skipper and Mary Ann Professor r ight.
Sisyphos 12 months ago
Not hovering, but floating, Kitty! Like a helium balloon, go up, up, up, until the balloon is exhausted and falls back to earth. Not to worry: Kitty always lands on its feet.
Or maybe Kitty is just full of hot air….
FLIGHT SUIT 12 months ago
Volito ergo sum
Brass Orchid Premium Member 12 months ago
Hover Cat is not amused.
3hourtour Premium Member 12 months ago
…helicopter mom meets hover cougar…
…no relation to John Cougar…
…they’re not in the same Mellencamp…
…but both could include nice melons…
…except the Indiana melons could include salmonella…
…and could cost you [sics] Pence…
…or pieces of eight…
…and [sics] eight seven of nine…
…and liked it…
..{ that’s what she shed}…
…Batcave…
…and Robin returns to his green mighty whities…
…proudly…
…and…
…all together now: ….
…and the Joker got away/ broke his leg…
6turtle9 12 months ago
Is kitty blue enough? He looks purple to me. Do y’all call that blue?
Sisyphos 12 months ago
At Christmastime, all sorts of bizarre apparitions are to be expected, but may I never see a levitating Blue Kitty again!
Imagine 12 months ago
Cat shaped craft that hovers. Hovercat.