Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for December 27, 2023

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    The Duke  11 months ago

    My brother is a fruit cake and should be on the moon because he is out of this world.

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    Zykoic  11 months ago

    Now we know what is inside black holes.

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    Crumb creator 11 months ago

    It certainly can’t be eaten

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 months ago

    The world can be divided into two types of people: those who like fruit cake, and those who are wrong.

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    markkahler52  11 months ago

    Just pass it around!!

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    The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago

    If it can’t be destroyed then start a media campaign to discredit it.

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    ekke  11 months ago

    Dave, Dave, the National Fruitcake Day is supposed the be positive and affirming about the treat!

    What a fruitcake! I mean …

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    It’s chock full of fruit. Unless it was overcooked, it should be tasty.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Fruitonium

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    nancyb creator 11 months ago

    I enjoyed fruitcake when I occasionally had it at parties; it’s very rich though.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Don’t forget the rum or sherry if you are into that. Just don’t overdo it with the amount you add to the cake.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 11 months ago

    …the delicious fruit cake made by the religious order of monks in Indiana are soaked in alcohol…

    …paired with poppyseed rolls…

    …I intend to go to work on 8 o’clock a.m. New Year’s Day…

    …and dare them to drug test me…

    …I am definitely in the pro-fruitcake group…

    …I will even enjoy one from the ‘10 -Bits’ store…

    …(formally The Dollar Tree)…

    …and yet….

    …I enjoy a fruitcake joke more than anyone…

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    backyardcowboy  11 months ago

    They’re right up there with Twinkies for lasting forever.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Especially the one my Aunt Maggie’s used to make…lasted for years and always untouched!

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    Carl  Premium Member 11 months ago

    So what we needed was Fruitcake man and not Iron Man.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago

    Also named after the person claiming to have been abducted!

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    PoodleGroomer  11 months ago

    The vacuum of space is going to evaporate all of the moisture and rum.

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    wildlandwaters  11 months ago

    Methinks they might consider this an act of war!

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    LrdSlvrhnd  11 months ago

    Throw a Nokia phone at it.

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    gopher gofer  11 months ago

    finally, my special day arrives…

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    Chris Sherlock  11 months ago

    So, fruitcake has some use.

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