Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for December 21, 2023

Getting Eightball to leave on time for an appointment is like pulling teeth.

Tooth-hurty?

Reminds me of a time a coworker was running a half hour late for work, yet managed to stop for coffee on the way in

My dentist’s office calls me for three days prior, so I’m never late…

….and they charged you for the time you weren’t in the chair, too!

Letting them start without you may be a bridge too far.

just jawing at each other

Something to chew on.

That’s the old joke from my childhood joke book. The drawing was of someone in a paddy hat. That’s as specific as I’m going to get about how old I am.