Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 28, 2023

One thing the king is an expert on.

I don’t know. A brick might leave a bit bigger injury than a frozen tomato. Care to find out? I’m sure some concerned citizen of Id would be willing to make the sacrifice and heave a brick at your head.

He nose his foods…… (Pun Intended™).

A frozen tomato is worse, but it’s not the only thing that’s worse.

I think the Fink has just had some food for thought.

It could have been tomatoes still in the tin

This soon after Christmas he’s lucky it wasn’t a fruit cake.

As if the nose wasn’t big enough already…

Yep……that is going to hurt for a while!!!!!!!

Ouch.

Good aim though.

I’ll say, they go from stinging to bruises. :{

Throw some lettuce at the fink, and he’ll have a toss salad!

Make tomato sauce then

What a throw! Can that guy play in the Cardinals bullpen?

With frozen tomatoes, you can’t smell the a Roma.

I am thinking a frozen, rotten tomato would carry that one-two punch. :)

How about a canned tomato?

They have freezers?