Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 25, 2023

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    Wilde Bill  12 months ago

    Now you have to wait until they invent electricity.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 12 months ago

    Geesh, fireworks! Are you kidding me? (somebody)

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    blunebottle  12 months ago

    And I have to wait til Wednesday to retrieve my parcel that the PUROLATOR DRIVER did not deliver, came to my door but DID NOT knock or ring the doorbell, so I missed delivery, even though I was sitting right near the front door. Didn’t leave a delivery notice, either.

    Now I have to go to the drop point, which is half-way across town. Worst. Delivery. Company. Ever.

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    TonyB.  12 months ago

    Who says that it needs electricity? It just may be a box with an X on it used for storing personal belongings and not a futuristic video game console.

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    markkahler52  12 months ago

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, PARKER & HART

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    It looks like that it might be an empty box from the way he is holding it.

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    An XBox for Xmas … Xcellent

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago

    It will be obsolete and not supported by New Years. Planned obsolescence, don’tchaknow…

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    Piper_13 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Merry Christmas to everyone at John Hart Studios! —And Merry Christmas Wiz, Blanch, Sir Rodney, Gwen, Spook, Turnkey, Bung, Spirit, Henry, Pettifogger, and the whole cast of W.o.I.! (and rotten coal to the Fink).

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    jagedlo  12 months ago

    Is that in addition to the pony you were hoping for (www.gocomics(dot)com/wizardofid/2023/12/18)/

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 12 months ago

    It’ll go well with his A through W Boxes he got on previous Christmases.

    Merry Christmas! Joyeux Noël! ¡Feliz Navidad! Buon Natale! Frohe Weihnachten! and Happy Festivus! for the rest of of us.

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    LadyPeterW  12 months ago

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

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    Amra Leo  12 months ago

    Merry Christmas!

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    rockyridge1977  12 months ago

    Long awaited proclamation!!!!!

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    DawnQuinn1  12 months ago

    Elon Musk will claim HE invented electricity.

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    Tammie Weber  12 months ago

    Merry Christmas!

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    MailbuEd  12 months ago

    Merry Christmas all! For those who have nothing better to do than peruse these strips this morning while waiting for………. whatever you may be waiting for, Here’s some Christmas morning trivia to go with the eggnog.

    ‘Jingle Bells’ was originally a Thanksgiving song. “Jingle Bells” was written by James Lord Piermont in 1857 for his church’s Thanksgiving concert. However, over the years, it became more closely associated with Christmas and is now one of the most popular holiday songs!

    In Japan, it’s a tradition for people to enjoy a Kentucky fried Christmas. What started as a marketing campaign by KFC in the 1970s has evolved into a widely adopted tradition of eating a bucket of KFC chicken to celebrate Christmas. Many people even place their KFC orders well in advance to secure their Christmas chicken dinner.

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer almost had a different name. The creator, Robert L. May, was considering Rollo and Reginald before he finally settled on Rudolph.

    How did the tradition of Christmas stockings begin? This custom is believed to have originated in the early 19th century in Europe. One popular legend involves St. Nicholas, who, according to folklore, put gold coins in the stockings of three poor sisters. Over time, this evolved into the cherished holiday tradition of hanging stockings by the fireplace and filling them with small Christmas gifts.

    The first Rockefeller Center Christmas tree was actually small. Construction workers placed the first small, undecorated tree at Rockefeller Center in 1931. These days, the famous tree features more than 50,000 multicolored LED lights—That’s nearly five miles of lights!

    ‘The Grinch’ is the highest-grossing Christmas film of all time. The 2018 computer-animated film brought in $512,858,819 worldwide. The runner-up? Home Alone, the Christmas classic from 1990. “White Christmas” the 1954 Bing Crosby/Danny Kaye/Rosemary Clooney classic only made $30 million worldwide. (Cont.)

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    MailbuEd  12 months ago

    An estimated 85% of American kids believe in Santa Claus. And the average age when children stop believing is eight.

    Tom Hanks played six different roles in ‘The Polar Express.’ In addition to voicing the conductor, Hanks also played Hero Boy, Father, Hobo, Scrooge, and Santa Claus.

    Why do we kiss under the mistletoe? This popular kissing tradition may have its roots in Norse mythology. Frigg, the goddess of love, promised to kiss anyone who passed under the berry-laden plant after it saved her son’s life.

    ’It’s a Wonderful Life’ was a box-office flop. The enduring Christmas classic initially bombed at the box office. It wasn’t until 1974, when its copyright expired and television networks could air it for free, that it cemented its place as one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time.

    ‘’Twas the Night Before Christmas’ actually has a totally different title. Clement Clarke Moore’s iconic 1823 poem is actually called “A Visit from St. Nicholas.” It’s more commonly known as “’Twas the Night Before Christmas” because of its famous first line.

    ‘Jingle Bells’ was the first song played in space. On December 16, 1965, the Christmas song was broadcast during NASA’s Gemini 6A space flights.

    Coca-Cola played a big role in shaping the image of Santa. In 1931, Coca‑Cola commissioned an artist to paint Santa Claus for the company’s Christmas ads. The artist created the warm, jolly character we all know today, complete with rosy cheeks, a white beard, and twinkling eyes.

    Bing Crosby’s classic song “White Christmas” is not only the best-selling Christmas song, but the best-selling single of all time.

    Rudolph was a marketing gimmick. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer made his debut in 1939 in a giveaway coloring book created by a copywriter for the Montgomery Ward department store.

    Natalie Wood, who was 8 years old, still believed in Santa Claus when she starred in ‘Miracle on 34th Street.’

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    rshive  12 months ago

    A PA system so you don’t have to yell all the time.

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    geese28  12 months ago

    He spelled “PS5” wrong

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    Marcia Gibson Premium Member 12 months ago

    My grandkids are gonna be so happy when they open their Xbox! Who woulda thought this strip would predict the day for so many kids? Snark snark

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    Goat from PBS  12 months ago

    Merry Christmas, everyone!

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    brick10  12 months ago

    Or is that X (formerly known as Twitter)?

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    oakie817  12 months ago

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

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    zarilla  12 months ago

    Infinite supply of rats on a ratrace.

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    Derek Kranefeld  12 months ago

    Feliz navidad y próspero año nuevo, pura vida!

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    gammaguy  12 months ago

    Is that a gift from Elon Musk?

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago

    Merry Christmas to all of you and all your loved ones.

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    M.K.Staffeld  12 months ago

    Congratulations!

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    eddi-TBH  12 months ago

    I hope y’all got something nice today. Or at least a gift card.

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    parkerinthehouse  12 months ago

    ❣️ ❣️ ❣️Merry Christmas

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