Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 04, 2024

Everyone want cookies unless they is on computer.

Gee, why didn’t I think of that?

I avoid internet cookies because of the calories.

Artificial intelligence is nothing compared with genuine stupidity.

Cyber dieting.

Don’t eat the ones on the computer.

Just because you are offered cookies doesn’t mean you have to accepts them. True for chocolate chip and Google alike.

keep believing that works and pretty soon your lap will disappear and be all belly

Why does everybody keep shutting down his world changing ideas.

Cookie Monster approves…

If only it were that easy.

If your lap top is too heavy and eating the cookies doesn’t work, try deleting all your files.

That cache of cookies is not what it sounds like, Dave.

Oh… and don’t touch the firewall, either!

Another California diet that doesn’t work.

Wait till AI gets a hold of HIM! He won’t know what end is up!

Works for me.

The virtual diet is all the rage!

So complicated! Before, all you had to remember is that broken cookies have no calories. Oops!

It’s as easy as pie!

A risky undertaking to delete laptop cookies. I speak from experience!

he takes a cookie cutter approach…

Ah! The new Jenny Craig diet!!