Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 28, 2024

Now that’s a sandwhich Shaggy would eat in a few seconds, or Scooby if Shaggy wasn’t quick enough.

And here I thought he was the smart one. Why would he?

Now you know who the food thief at work is

Earworm time ! ♫ My bologna has a first name…♫

I never knew any kid who didn’t pronounce it “balonee”.

His five o’clock shadow fell all the way down his neck.

Gene: “Shut up. I’m working overtime because my family loves me…”

There’s always the food jerk.

Mom preferred summer sausage; so I started making my own lunch. Over 60 years, and I can still taste it.

Miles reads BLONDIE!

Looks like Miles, Gene and Donna are gonna have to eat all those sandwiches until they’re all gone, or until the boloney expires, whatever comes first.

Former co-workers on his deathbed 40 years later: “You were a good man and I’m going to miss you. I think you were my truest friend, B.G.”

You’re a good dad, Gene.

Is he being a good Dad or simply not wasting food?

Just remember ~~ it’s the thought that counts. Enjoy!

Such are the dangers of letting kids read that hip new edgy strip.

Why isn’t it Miles who ends up eating those sandwiches all week (or month) at school and getting taunted by his peers?

Next week it’ll be a PBJ Dagwood.

You are what you eat.

Could be worse, could be eating at Mel’s diner with Dag.

And this is when Miles gets cut out of his father’s will.

Cool – We finally have another Bee Gee after all these years. Very appropriate since his coworker is doing some Jive Talkin’.

XD

Garfield moment incoming.