bacon by Lonnie Millsap for December 21, 2023

Since being shown here, that thought — like so many things on the internet, — is no longer private.

I wish you had a purpose other than to sell more useless junk at Christmas.

It figures that he would be thinking about his privates.

He’s making no bones about it.

Never heard of “Elf on a Shelf” until about 10 or 15 years ago. I still haven’t figured out what it’s for. Seems kind of creepy to me.

Never heard of it till today (here).