Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 02, 2024

For the certified…

So this is the second owner of the bookstore? What about the books?

Our village has the world’s best used book store: 50 cents for kid’s books, and 2 dollars for hard covers.

https://watsonsmill.COM/bookstore/

The word ‘used’ just doesn’t cut it anymore.

Second-hand bookstores are so much fun to browse in.

Verizon has a term for their USED phones: “Certified Like New.”

I was once labelled Certifiably insane.

Just attach the certification to the window so people will believe it

Course you’ll have to get the extended warranty.

We only sell plant based, organic, non-GMO books!

I love going to stores that sell “pre-owned” books — thrift stores, antique stores, flea markets — but I do my own certifying.

Ah, the smell of the Nooks, the Kindles, the Paperwhites …