Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 09, 2024

He rolled right up to the window.

The banking sector must be going to pot.

It’s high time!

I kneed to open a joint account.

He’s expecting high returns.

What you need is a safe deposit box

that’s such a bad pun.

Add lame joke about Colorado here: ______ . (We’ve heard it all before.)

I don’t think you can do that.

Sorry, we only open those accounts on 4/20…

Too bad it will go up in smoke.

any day now, any day now

Some malls still have a store selling athletic headwear called “Lids”. Back in the 70’s I remember doing a double-take on that. Maybe now that it’s legal in MN, they could diversify and expand their product offerings.

Will this account draw interest? Most certainly.

Put that in a ‘lock box’.

He wants to share it with his doobie brother.

Kind of like a gold IRA.

Most banks wont accept legal pot dealers as customers.

Because the FEDS are still anti-pot, banks are afraid the Justice Department will use a pot Dealer’s account as an excuse to seize the entire Bank and declare it a haven for Drug Dealers.