“Scientist at the Oregon State University”: this is the kind of science I could get behind! I doubt the grant money would have come from “the other white meat” lobby…
That church is the only one I’ve ever come across that I feel I could stomach. But I wonder what they expect you to put in the collection plate at weekly services.
If I joined, would I be allowed to eat and celebrate turkey bacon? Or would I have to leave the church and found my own sect (The Reformed United Church of Bacon) that allows non-pork bacon (including vegetarian bacon)?
Getting complicated. Maybe I’ll just occasionally enjoy bacon on my own and not bother joining.
jasonsnakelover 6 months ago
So did the scientists see weed?
So did the KFC restaurants chicken out?
Whohn Jiteside
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
Leroy 6 months ago
I think in their translation of the Bible, the fatted calf is a fatted hog.
ekke 6 months ago
OK, how many of you, reading through this, thought that the last word of the KFC item was going to be “bacon”?
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 6 months ago
There is the bacon cult. and there is a orange cult….which is unhealthiest?
The Duke 6 months ago
I like bacon but I don’t think I’d join a bacon church unless there’s more eating than praying.
comixbomix 6 months ago
I hear they thought about converting to KFB’s – Kentucky Fried Bacon.
Freebyrd1 6 months ago
I was in a chain pub yesterday and was told they had no chicken. A problem with the suppliers. That’s how it started last time.
SharkNose 6 months ago
Mmmm…. Bacon Day…
oakie817 6 months ago
i love seaweed! seaweed is delicious!! why give it another flavor?? this is like people having different flavors of coffee….
DEACON FRED 6 months ago
On the KFC fact-HA!!
ladykat 6 months ago
Lots of bacon today.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 6 months ago
I think I may reject The Flying Spaghetti Monster in favor of The Church of Bacon.
poppacapsmokeblower 6 months ago
Those OSU scientists are now in the state witness protection program to protect them from the Las Vegas bacon church people.
Pickled Pete 6 months ago
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member 6 months ago
“Scientist at the Oregon State University”: this is the kind of science I could get behind! I doubt the grant money would have come from “the other white meat” lobby…
markhughw 6 months ago
Now if they can develop a seaweed strain that tastes like lobster…
Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago
BACON!!!!!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 months ago
I can see it now: an SLT, S eaweed,L ettuce and T omato sandwich. The newest taste sensation coming to a diner/deli near you!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 months ago
I think that was caused by a mass casualty of sea gulls ersatz chickens. Those birds are paltry, plucky pullets who chickened out.
19JRL44 6 months ago
Seabacon sounds like a race horse.
mindjob 6 months ago
It may taste like bacon, but it still chews like seaweed. No thanks
Bilan 6 months ago
When the church has a potluck, how do they decide who brings what?
haasmeister 6 months ago
Last time a KFC, the chicken pieces were small. They may have been cornish hens.
Stephen Gilberg 6 months ago
I’ll believe it when I taste it. Maybe.
gopher gofer 6 months ago
those closings in the uk must’ve been tough for folks who like fried chicken so greasy that it’s inedible…
paullp Premium Member 6 months ago
That church is the only one I’ve ever come across that I feel I could stomach. But I wonder what they expect you to put in the collection plate at weekly services.
If I joined, would I be allowed to eat and celebrate turkey bacon? Or would I have to leave the church and found my own sect (The Reformed United Church of Bacon) that allows non-pork bacon (including vegetarian bacon)?
Getting complicated. Maybe I’ll just occasionally enjoy bacon on my own and not bother joining.