Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 05, 2024

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 10 months ago

    Ooh! Banana bread. Nummy.

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    Ubintold  10 months ago

    So can fruitcake?

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    Imagine  10 months ago

    Banana cryogenics?

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    The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago

    And we always land buttered side down.

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    paul  10 months ago

    It’s an apeeling proposition – but he may just be a flash in the pan.

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    angelolady Premium Member 10 months ago

    I love the oooh faces he puts on things.

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    backyardcowboy  10 months ago

    Who’s the top banana?

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    RitaGB  10 months ago

    Put an older banana in the freezer, in the skin. When there are three or four, put them in the fridge and they get properly mushy to make banana bread!

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    Znox11  10 months ago

    “…and I’ll make Mexico pay for the procedure.”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  10 months ago

    But you’ll never be the same.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  10 months ago

    Bread Talks.

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    I think I still have bananas in the freezer. I may make another batch of banana bread, but without the chocolate chips (I’m out)

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    goboboyd  10 months ago

    Or become a forgotten time capsule in the back of my freezer.

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    P51Strega  10 months ago

    “… and when you come back, you’ll be able to just loaf all day.”

    I bet he makes a lot of bread from those talks.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    True!

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    PaulAbbott2  10 months ago

    He’s really raking in the dough as a motivational speaker. You cannot deny his appeal

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    Eli zabelle  10 months ago

    They will counter a second life.

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    davanden  10 months ago

    Why bread?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago

    For cryogenics out loud! Praise the Lord, the banana bread has risen!

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    Ken Gagne Premium Member 10 months ago

    Similar to Rhymes With Orange from July 21, 2021!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    They’re keeping their eyes peeled.

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    TIMH  10 months ago

    He has risen!!

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    Cerabooge  10 months ago

    Life after freezer.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 10 months ago

    I still don’t like bananas but do appreciate that they come in their own little carrying case.

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    AndrewSihler  10 months ago

    Faith “healers” never tell you the whole truth.

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    wordsmeet  10 months ago

    Cryogenics for top bananas.

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