Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 12, 2024

E) not paying him.

I’m surprised that baseballs aren’t on the list.

Bricks work really well.

A neighbor threatened his doctor with a malpractice suit, then wondered why he couldn’t get another appointment!

We should be glad Horace shared the fruits of his research.

Eh no give em free fruits horsie. They is already rich enough to buys it.

Hey is for horses…

His choices makes a good pitch.

M’eh… that philosophy is just a waste of good fruit.

… but it’s still fun.

watch your step on the way out Horace…!

Somebody was injured by that banana.

Was this a co-pay visit?

Hypocondriacs on that list?

It’s telling that “being healthy” is very last on the list of things to try.

:D

…or flying bananas…..LOL! ☺️

Bad breath? Lack of deodorant?

I eat two apples a day: one to keep a general practitioner at bay and another to ward off a specialist.

“Being healthy”? That’s just crazy talk, Horace.

Good golfing weather.