He’ll need a lender to pay the fender mender.
Yes!
The Kicker: “Pretender Bender Offender to Surrender”
The skinny kindhearted auto shop person working on fixing the damage on the car is a slender tender fender mender.
Reading this aloud makes it even funnier, if you don’t break your tongue.
If he hit a woman’s car, he can sender his insurance info (say it fast).
Say that five times will ya?
did offender surrender…?
The salesperson was Fester Bestertester.
(Don’t forget, only 13 more days until National Gorilla Suit Day.)
If you don’t like that line, then return to sender.
Brilliant! Back on track…
And the salesperson’s a gender bender.
Funny — LOLOL
That’s a mouthful.
Ray Kroc was a blender vendor who wondered why the McDonald Brothers needed two of his milkshake machines, while most of his customers only needed one.
If logic matters not the least, you’re in California East.
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Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago
He’ll need a lender to pay the fender mender.
Captain Colorado 8 months ago
Yes!
PraiseofFolly 8 months ago
The Kicker: “Pretender Bender Offender to Surrender”
Doug K 8 months ago
The skinny kindhearted auto shop person working on fixing the damage on the car is a slender tender fender mender.
sandpiper 8 months ago
Reading this aloud makes it even funnier, if you don’t break your tongue.
uniquename 8 months ago
If he hit a woman’s car, he can sender his insurance info (say it fast).
brick10 8 months ago
Say that five times will ya?
InTraining 8 months ago
did offender surrender…?
The Brooklyn Accent 8 months ago
The salesperson was Fester Bestertester.
(Don’t forget, only 13 more days until National Gorilla Suit Day.)
walstib Premium Member 8 months ago
If you don’t like that line, then return to sender.
T... 8 months ago
Brilliant! Back on track…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
And the salesperson’s a gender bender.
pamela welch Premium Member 8 months ago
Funny — LOLOL
cracker65 8 months ago
That’s a mouthful.
gcarlson 8 months ago
Ray Kroc was a blender vendor who wondered why the McDonald Brothers needed two of his milkshake machines, while most of his customers only needed one.
Ukko wilko 8 months ago
If logic matters not the least, you’re in California East.