Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 28, 2023

While squirrels hibernate their spirits soar to dream of cleverly stealing sunflower seeds from bird feeders and outwitting dogs around the trunks of trees.

I’ll pick “mad at” and “married to”.

‘…bite their bloody heads off!?´ Well, if none of YOU will do it, I can be only expected to do MY usual number!!

Squirrel Appreciation Day is coming up on January 21. Set your appreciators to “stun”.

Is he experimenting with Schrödinger’s squirrel again?

Squaring off the ol’ Box of Anxieties, are we?! (Learn to think outside of it! It’s neverending…)

I’ve found that my squirrel paintings get done much faster if I leave out the squirrels. And everything else, for that matter.

Revel in the 9 black hearts.

Pah!! All of those are prepositiposterous!!!

Question number three on the Squirrel Exams was actually the most difficult, of the twenty presented. Most of the others were multiple choice, or essay. But for this one, you really had to be able to think like a squirrel. Only two perfect test scores had ever been achieved, in twenty years of the test being used.

My exclamation point would have a sad face too if it had nothing better to do than ponder squirrel paintings.

Notorious Squirrel would make a great band name…

…my phone hates my clever prose on Frog Applause…

…again it shuttered down my wit by dropping the call….

…and going dark…

…clever beast…

squirrels got to the A.I. console

There appears to be a line of best fit, or linear regression, drawn to the right of the word list. It might not show the whole graph, but it any event I’ll pick ‘dubious about.’

This one needs some scribbling …!

What the guy in the mail room dreams about.

I give it 9 hearts.

Our cat wants to see more isometric boxes with hidden lines.

Feeling squirrelly punk? Are you?

I see, I see

Number three

Covers L thru P

Indubitably!

L M N O P, elemenopee, the twelfth letter of the alaphabet, between K and Q.

Too much fuss to sort this out. Let it be!