Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 29, 2023

I misspelled it because it was their!

To get your attention.

I knew you were watching.

Brass Orchid said it would be funny.

And it was, sort of. But now I will have to explain why this comes up in a Google search every time I apply for a job.

They know nothing, Colonel Hogan!

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

*It was behind the picture. You are the dead."

Faceless old memories of past mistakes and indiscretions, their details blurred and confused, bubble to the surface in feverish dreams to mock and accuse.

New Year’s Resolutions, coming up.

To discover that, you will need to journey back to that moment. Good luck, and pack a lunch.

You’ll come to a consensus later on why. That consensus will be your “truth” about it, no matter why.

Why? Because…

and there are photos to prove it…

…it was recent…

…112 days ago…

…but my phone was accidentally not involved…

…illegal selling of art was involved…

…but it was the scandalous pretense of behavior no-no’s …

…at least in the Venn diagram overlap of my social circles …

… that showed whom the real villains are and/or were…

…I think less of the catholic church now…

…how did the late Michael Stanley said it on his Friends & Lengends album….

…(and the same but quite differently on Stage Pass)?…

…and I quote…

…The Lord uses the good ones…

…and the bad ones use The Lord"…

…the perpetrators called the intervention…

…stone me then spit in my eye…

…drove the Chevy to the levy…

…but the levy was dry…

…

…[I’m sorry, but this script for,‘Invasion’, makes less sense then the last one…

…but it is the perfect set up for the Gilligan’s Isle reboot…

…as long as no one knows about it…

Advice courtesy of an old Scottish proverb: “Confession is good for the soul.”

Advice courtesy of a Super Lawyer* you all know and love: “You have the right to remain silent …”

* https://www.gocomics.Com/frogapplause/2016/07/24

ha ha got people flinching & checking their tracks ;+)

The knows have it.

But it seems nobody in the back row knows.

Shift blame. The snake lied & I followed the woman’s lead. More people need that fruit. Massa didn’t want you worrying your little head over such.

Everybody Knows – Leonard Cohen

only the shadow knows

Everybody knows;

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=xu8u9ZbCJgQ&ab_channel=LeonardCohenVEVO

It felt good at the time.

Widespread paranoia!!!

Stole their faces right off their heads! And I’m GONE!!

The voices in my head…

Now I feel guilty!

Just to see if anybody would notice.

“How the Grinch Stole Christmas” – alternate ending. The little one on the right asking Why? — that’s Cindy Lou Who, who is no more than two.

Everybody? Oh &$#! I thought only Santa new that I swear too much. Now I'm really %$#ed!

I just want to know what Mad-ge Dish Soap (née the Space Captain) has to say …!

( noooo )

Twenty-six faces of lame. Ask me again and I’ll tell you the same.

Updated my computer. Now my printer doesn’t work with Windows 11. I DON’T KNOW why I did it.

If you know, you know. And if you know, then there is no sense in asking “why?” when I made that so clear in the way I arranged the parts of what was once a recognizable entity. I am fastidious and neat, and when I dissect or dismember or disembowel, I do so in a most loving and respectful way.

Why don’t you normies ever understand these truths?

This isn’t a Web comic. This is proof my “paranoia” is completely justified.

I did it because I could.

…the whole world has taken on the mentality of a baseball statistics fan…

…who knew?…

…granddads that shake their fists and yell…

…"Berry Bonds and Pete Rose are getting screwed…

…because baseball knew and used them…

…with plausible deniability"…

…throw back…

…throw away heroes…

…made to be the villains…

…when things go south…

…like when states eliminate slavery from their history books…

…not really realizing that they are erasing their heritage…

…more than by banning the rebel battle flag ever could…

…I saw a double no hitter once…

…the team that won…

…won on an error…

… homogenized?…

… pasteurized?…

…no…

…just up to my knees ..

Two words: DARK web …!

This is just before the stoning starts, right?