The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 13, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 11 months ago

    But Zen you will have worse luck.

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    Or become a guru of some sort of sex-cult.

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    silberdistel  11 months ago

    Plus monks used to brew beer. At least some.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 11 months ago

    Some naughty girl might want forbidden fruit, but not you.

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    news  11 months ago

    I knew a bricklayer who quit his job. He threw in the trowel.

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    carlosrivers  11 months ago

    Put on a collar, you might have BETTER luck

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 11 months ago

    Do they still have wandering mendicant friars? At one time, friars were popular trysts among married women. A friar is not likely to blab about it. In the early medieval period, he could have joined a “double monastery” for both men and women. Very popular for a while. Until the Catholic church honchos one day said, “Wait. What?”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    Be careful, becoming a monk can become abbot-forming.

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    dv  11 months ago

    At least you could solve cases in San Francisco

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    daleandkristen  11 months ago

    He should become a nun….never mind.

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    cactusbob333  11 months ago

    Keep the towel on, and they won’t see how tiny you are.

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    cuzinron47  11 months ago

    You would get fewer face slaps.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Monastery of Motel 6 has nice towels. burp. :)

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  11 months ago

    Eno’s involvement with monk’s special brews could be short lived.

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    donut reply  11 months ago

    Tried so hard to get dates when I was younger. Now I wonder, why? Most relationships I was in were not beneficial to either of us.

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    wildlandwaters  11 months ago

    I had an aunt that had such bad luck with men that she decided to enter a convent…(she’s long gone, so I think I’m safe in telling her story!)

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  11 months ago

    You want to be a monk? They don’t take hopeless cases.

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