Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 09, 2024

Of course he is.

The test will tell the tail.

Absolutely. You need to establish baseline readings by asking questions to which you both know the answer.

Those sensors are going to go flying when the tail starts wagging.

Was your mother a b_itch?

He is wagging so fast the sensors can’t keep up!

Would he be here if he was?

Actually, the only time I took a polygraph test, it was part of a job interview. I was offered the job, so apparently I was a good boy.

Not all dogs are good boys.

Some are good girls.

Trick question. He’s not a boy; he’s a dog.

uh oh…I don’t see the tail wagging!!

Not me. I is a sonofabich. The good boy is Whose.

He’s too modest to respond to that.

“Next question: Why are you wearing pants and a shirt?”

We have wags of making you talk.