Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 13, 2024

I guess you can’t argue with that kind of logic. Sounds more like something Arlo would come up with.

She always was good at math! 8^ )

Fatality thinking?

The fear produced by linear extrapolation.

Arlo, you know better.

A strict daily routine of intense cardio exercise would help her maintain her weight and put a huge smile on Arlo’s face.

Heard a male comedian (don’t remember his name) say he doesn’t like cardio exercise classes because it’s too much like sex. You get hot & sweaty, your muscles hurt and you’ve got a woman yelling at you that you’re not doing it right!

Injured my right arm NY eve day and can’t do much of anything, feel like I have gained 10 pounds. Left hand typing is getting easier!

Sort of like myself with my Fitbit,. I’ve calculated that by Sept. 2027 I’ll reach my 100 million step mark at my present pace. All I got to do is live that long. Presently a bit over 70 million.

Women!! Dammed if you do, Dammed if you don’t. Go figure :)

At the rate I’m inhaling, I will burst like a huge balloon in less than a minute. Nice knowing y’all!

My thinking that that was a metric conversion from a whole number of kilograms was wrong. It’s a little over 19 kilograms. And it’s a little over 3 stone, for those who still use stones.

Yeah, Arlo… Geeze! ☺

Seems they don’t get snow either.

With all the walking Janis does, maybe that pound and a half is muscle

And some wives wonder why their husbands don’t talk very much.

I get 45.6 for the year, but we’re close.

Arlo, let me share some advice from a good friend: keep your mouth shut about anything that has to do with how your wife looks.

Is that the power of positive thinking?

Janis is quick with the math.

You can’t be addicted to the scales. I weigh myself once a month or so. I know when I am gaining, and usually why. But then, I’m a guy. I know my wife looks at things differently.

I’ll quote Larry the Cable Guy who said he had gained 10 pounds over the holidays. Which is apparently a lot for Arbor Day.

Arlo needs to start distracting her before she gets too far down that rabbit hole.

Janis needs to remember that a lot of holiday food is high in sodium, which leads to water retention. She needs to drink more water for a week or so to flush it all out of her system, then weigh herself after a brisk walk.

Egg nog helped me put on 20 pounds since October!

Never DIET: first three letters are DIE, last letter is a cross T.

“A moment on the lips, but a lifetime on the hips.”

As usual Janis wasn’t paying attention

Good thing Janis hasn’t turned around to see the look on Arlo’s face!

The math checks out. Janis gained 1.5 pounds in 13 days. That’s 0.1153846153846154 pounds per day, Times 366(leap year) = 42.23076923076923 pounds total. Good job JJ.