Pixies have certainly proved popular. They started out as figures of Cornish folklore – a local myth – but have spread across Britain and around the world.
Marigold: “Welcome to Top Unimojo, and here are the Top 5 reasons that Marigold Heavenly Nostrils is the best spokesunicorn in the world! Starting at—”
Pixies: “That sounds enthralling, but nobody asked. Go home.”
codycab 10 months ago
Someone tell Marigold what happens when you assume.
iggyman 10 months ago
Marigold the bloviator, who would would have thought that?!
Opus the Poet 10 months ago
The pixie’s picket sign is amusing.
Calvinist1966 10 months ago
Pixies have certainly proved popular. They started out as figures of Cornish folklore – a local myth – but have spread across Britain and around the world.
French Persons Premium Member 10 months ago
The pixies are not happy…
SKJAM! Premium Member 10 months ago
Toastmasters reminder—the podium is what you stand on, the lectern is where you put your notes.
Darwinskeeper 10 months ago
So does Marigold keep her portable podium (presumably with lectern) in hammerspace? It seems like unicorns should have access to hammerspace.
Decepticomic 10 months ago
That pixie sure is working that sign.
Joseph comicinthestrip 10 months ago
Marigold: “Welcome to Top Unimojo, and here are the Top 5 reasons that Marigold Heavenly Nostrils is the best spokesunicorn in the world! Starting at—”
Pixies: “That sounds enthralling, but nobody asked. Go home.”
[Unnamed Reader - bddb15] 10 months ago
What could she possibly say that would alienate pixies?
RussellCastine 10 months ago
Marigold and her sparkly soapbox.
eldeecee 10 months ago
Back in my day, we called it a transportable stalwart soapbox.
mistie710 10 months ago
Men, Pixies, Unicorns, lend me your ears. I come not to praise Marigold but to stuff her with artisanal hay (perhaps that will keep her quiet!)