April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
"Miss"fortune.
Yeah, at times it seems as if marriage is a shell game.
Let her try again without the veil.
Well she Miss it by that much.
So, a ‘pre-arranged wedding’ would be where the groom tells the bride in advance which shell the ring will be under?
Now it will be his funeral.
That’s it, in a nutshell.
Is his name Monte?
That’s a different way of dealing with cold feet.
Shell we say… the wedding is off?!
Okay, so the wedding is off. His funeral has been scheduled for this Wednesday.
Well, that’s one way to get out of a marriage, I guess.
All I can say to the groom is RUN!!!
That’s one way to get out of a wedding…what a nut job!
Which shell is the bullet under?
If only…….
this rings true
The Full Three-Card Monty.
I wonder if there’s a betting culture among the bride’s maids in the often misunderstood cultural practice of rearranged marriages..!
Worse, she had a choice of four suitors and picked this one.
She turned out to be the winner, after all this was just a shell game.
She’s better off without him. The guy’s a ringer.
What the shell?
It husband nice knowin’ ya’.
Ah man, no cake and an open bar? What’s a drunken uncle to do?
Dog gone it…missed again…
probly wouldn’t have lasted long anyway…
SHAKEDOWNCITY 11 months ago
"Miss"fortune.
oldpine52 11 months ago
Yeah, at times it seems as if marriage is a shell game.
Superfrog 11 months ago
Let her try again without the veil.
Gent 11 months ago
Well she Miss it by that much.
macky87 11 months ago
So, a ‘pre-arranged wedding’ would be where the groom tells the bride in advance which shell the ring will be under?
Nachikethass 11 months ago
Now it will be his funeral.
Ubintold 11 months ago
That’s it, in a nutshell.
nancyb creator 11 months ago
Is his name Monte?
coltish1. 11 months ago
That’s a different way of dealing with cold feet.
Dobie Premium Member 11 months ago
Shell we say… the wedding is off?!
Egrayjames 11 months ago
Okay, so the wedding is off. His funeral has been scheduled for this Wednesday.
ladykat 11 months ago
Well, that’s one way to get out of a marriage, I guess.
wirepunchr 11 months ago
All I can say to the groom is RUN!!!
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
That’s one way to get out of a wedding…what a nut job!
markkahler52 11 months ago
Which shell is the bullet under?
raybarb44 11 months ago
If only…….
The Tooninator creator 11 months ago
this rings true
mfrasca 11 months ago
The Full Three-Card Monty.
luca.debus creator 11 months ago
I wonder if there’s a betting culture among the bride’s maids in the often misunderstood cultural practice of rearranged marriages..!
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Worse, she had a choice of four suitors and picked this one.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
She turned out to be the winner, after all this was just a shell game.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
She’s better off without him. The guy’s a ringer.
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
What the shell?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
It husband nice knowin’ ya’.
Buoy 11 months ago
Ah man, no cake and an open bar? What’s a drunken uncle to do?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 11 months ago
Dog gone it…missed again…
wildlandwaters 11 months ago
probly wouldn’t have lasted long anyway…