Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 11, 2024

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    red_tape  10 months ago

    …not to mention teleporting Big Saurus up to the vehicle

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    Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago

    Probeably a good idea.

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    Betty and Barney Hill will be along someday

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    RLG Premium Member 10 months ago

    Find something smaller, like a T-rex.

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    blackman2732  10 months ago

    A great moment in intelligent life history.

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    Chief Inspector   10 months ago

    Or come back in the 1960’s

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Sounds like a plan.

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    uniquename  10 months ago

    Like somewhere in Nevada in 1955?

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    geese28  10 months ago

    Um mind probe right?

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Aha. Just what the ancient astronut theorists had always suspected!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 10 months ago

    There was a The Far Side cartoon that I can’t seem to link to here, with an academic approaching the rear of a dinosaur carrying what appears to be a giant rectal thermometer. The caption read, “An instant later, both Professor Waxman and his time machine are obliterated, leaving the cold-blooded/warm-blooded dinosaur debate still unresolved.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    They need a backup plan.

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    Lablubber   10 months ago

    And may I suggest we don’t stand here.

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    Spiffy  10 months ago

    We’re aliens, not spelunkers!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    It’s about to be a close encounters of a t-urd kind.

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    Stephen Gilberg  10 months ago

    They could assault a Saltopus.

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    Deogheh  10 months ago

    Just stay where you are and look up … no probing required.

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    bilbrlsn  10 months ago

    Shut up and put on the rubber suit!

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    tinstar  10 months ago

    Yeah, that’s a butt of dinosauric proportions.

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