Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for January 20, 2024

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 months ago

    I prefer to fail all at once, not in stages.

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    danketaz Premium Member 11 months ago

    Making the list of things to tackle next took at least 13 minutes.

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    STEPUP  11 months ago

    Every evening (just about) I make a list of tasks for the following day, and prioritize them.

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    Decepticomic  11 months ago

    Now that’s a plan that cannot possibly fail every six-and-a-half minutes.

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    dcdete.  11 months ago

    One thing I know she didn’t try with everything last year.

    Fritzi never tried to go out and meet a man on a date so she could get married and stop being an old maid aunt!

    But then maybe she did try but made no progress because, take a look at her choice of fashion to wear, and no makeup besides her black witch’s lip stick!

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    MikeM_inMD  11 months ago

    Fritzi is such a slacker! That’s not even 10 things an hour.

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    Rob Nobody  11 months ago

    Here’s Fritzi’s to-do list, in case you can’t make it out:

    -Work out

    -Inbox cleanout

    -Journal

    -Start new project

    -Meeting prep

    -Prioritization exercise

    -Email group

    -Schedule meeting

    -Call school

    -Finish report

    -Work on presentation

    -Eat

    -Inbox cleanout

    -Start new project

    She really should’ve put “schedule tasks” at the top of the list, so she could immediately cross something off. Amateur.

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    Rolf Rykken Premium Member 11 months ago

    Do Just One Thing: Take care of Nancy. : )

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    jrankin1959  11 months ago

    Wasn’t that Andy Warhol’s other prophecy?

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