Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 16, 2024

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    Superfrog  10 months ago

    Starting from scratch.

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    allen@home  10 months ago

    Nothing to it. Piece of cake. NOT.

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    cracker65  10 months ago

    Really?

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    Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago

    I take my cat Cruiser on Friday.

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    angelolady Premium Member 10 months ago

    Not too bad.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  10 months ago

    Now he’ll have that fever.

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    Hello Everyone  10 months ago

    Awww! The Kitty looks so innocent!

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    She did fine. I, on the other hand, did not.

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    saylorgirl  10 months ago

    What do you think? Look at me!

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    Pet  10 months ago

    I put a bowl of food in the carrier and the cat just walked straight inside, no questions asked.

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    ddl297  10 months ago

    (1) Wrap Kitty in tower, (2) slip her inside quick and (3) close the gate,

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    phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago

    First stop is seeing the vet for the cat. Second stop, the urgent care clinic, for the human.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  10 months ago

    No blood?

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    dflak  10 months ago

    Step one: buy dart gun and tranquilizers (use also on yourself AFTER getting the cat in the cage).

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    MIHorn Premium Member 10 months ago

    Our vet prescribed two calming melatonin treats to give our cat before a vet visit. He ate the first one and then kicked the second one under the fridge. Calmly.

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    I wonder how to manage multiple cats.

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    jango  10 months ago

    Or….JEEZ!

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    uniquename  10 months ago

    “The usual”.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    You had to ask?

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    Chris  10 months ago

    terrible… can I go to the hospital while you look at the cat. :J

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    airbrushingsunshine  10 months ago

    What does the vet do to get it out and exam it?

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    Cerabooge  10 months ago

    I just scoot them in backwards. Getting them out at the vet is another matter.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 10 months ago

    And that’s why my carrier comes in two pieces. Take the top off, drop cat in, quickly put top back on. Bolt down.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    He had trouble kitten her in there.

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    wildlandwaters  10 months ago

    …take a guess!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago

    Furry well. Why do you ask?

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    martinman8  10 months ago

    noy do i remember those days. still have a few

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    Zyxian  10 months ago

    Just put them in butt first. They don’t see it coming.

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    mokspr Premium Member 10 months ago

    I’m thinking situational analysis is not one of your strong points Doc.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 10 months ago

    That vet better watch herself.

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    it was trying to find the escape claws…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 10 months ago

    Fine. She resisted a little at first…

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 10 months ago

    Get her nails trimmed while you’re there.

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    FrostbiteFalls  10 months ago

    Try this: For Better or For Worse, 6/21/05.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 10 months ago

    Don’t trust this vet. She clearly needs her eyes checked.

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    Seeker149 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Um, wouldn’t the cat not suspect anything on the first visit? Now, the second one…

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