Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 07, 2024

And don’t step on my blue suede shoes.

I don’t want to, so please don’t incyst.

Ew.

Say it, don’t hairspray it.

Sounds like a vicious tumor going around.

Well that’s a fine Howdy-Doody. No time to Dilly Dally, cause there ain’t nuthin’ better than cupcakes.

So touchy-feely today.

This sounds like a case for “The Excise Files.”

Jerry Mahoney had a completely different personality after he auditioned for his school’s marching band.

Have these instructions EVER resulted in somebody NOT attempting to make off with the teeth, hair, eyes or keratin from within your dermoid cyst? You KNOW what is going to happen if you allow people to hold it. Because it HAPPENS EVERY TIME ! ! !

Never take seriously one who speaks through their exposed teeth.

I hate it when I get those! But I usually just tie a string around them really tight and they will fall off – except it screams and hisses until it does…

this is another one – too much for me

Careful breeding practices work wonders with thoroughbred horses. Not so much with European royalty.

(Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., call your office.)

Same dude who grew up to play Phantom of the Opera in the West End.

Folks, it’s Howdy Doody time!

Step away from the puppet or he’ll snap his strings and go limp!

Then what good is he?

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Sounds like a job for Dr. Pimple Popper.

…ok…

…ya got ‘yer beavers…

…your old fashioned hard wood…

…the ’ol hand up the dupa…

…but my Danny O’Day had its own unique plastic fragrance…

…and personality…

…put that against your grapefruit size cyst…

…and pop it…

…my point?…

…Michigan can beat Washington if they can stop their offense…

…but their cheating scandal will give their victory…

…if not a black eye…

…a black Sox…

…but it’s a Trump world after all…

…just stopped at our local CVS for some Mucinex…

…$3.³⁸ for a 28oz. Gatorade…

…when a few years ago a 32oz. for .89 cents…

Those eyes! They follow me!

You mess with my cyster, you mess with me.

I love cyst cartoons

Mad Magazine slow cooked and emunized by sanitation rules of left over Berl ice cycle of red nose running in reign deer games.

Yikes! I would just do whatever Weird Howdy Doody says!

ET, foam homer finger with game winning walk-off.

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https://www.gocomics.Com/frogapplause/2016/05/29

Paradox Loophole

Gotta keep the spares somewhere.

Hmmm, trying to decide what the red thingy is… a space helmet, earmuffs, headphones, a fish bowl, a hubris induced ego bubble of impenetrability? The pussabilities are virtually endless. This is one PoP! culture I can do without.

Turtle tailed the Bunny tail.

Neck top Neck in a neck and neck topless bunny hunt.

Gee wiz pa,.get a lock jaw

I’ve always wanted to skritch a capybara.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=QmrDShzXxLY

that is so….

Pretty cheeky for a cheekless ugly bast*rd with a big cyst almost as ugly as yourself. Have you considered offering your lifeless corpse to a medical school for experimental dissection?