Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 09, 2024

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    Randy B Premium Member 6 months ago

    Beware of the relevant effluvium:

    Snout —> snot

    Toe —> toejam

    Terminus —> cannibal juice

    https://Villains.fandom.Com/wiki/Terminus_Group

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    Don’t be a moraine.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 6 months ago

    …not a substitute for mistletoe or camel tow…

    …whaaat!?!…

    …the glacier was just here a minute ago…

    …Frog Applause…

    …now on Terminis Prime…

    …Terminus Prime: …

    ….Aack! Get it off me!…

    …Get it off me…

    …found frozen at the end of the glacier toe was a million year old butterfly…

    …it was the size of an eagle…

    ….(Glenn Frey)…

    …Terry smacked it…

    …mistaking it for a pinata…

    …it was at that very instance that the Prime Minister of Canada sat on a thumbtack …

    …true story

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    nancyb creator 6 months ago

    If a glacier’s toe and snout are in the same location, does it have its foot in its mouth?

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    There must be at least three kinds of these toes: the glacy toe, the glacier toe, and the glaciest toe.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  6 months ago

    Those pelvic butterflies taking wing seem a portent of (fill in the blank).

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    charles9156  6 months ago

    isn’t that changing?

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    davidob  6 months ago

    I’m cool to the idea of getting cold feet about glaciers.

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    ericlscott creator 6 months ago

    Nice piece of art.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    If there’s one thing to be sure of, is those who enter the toes and snout zones, will surely freeze their tushy, toes and noses!

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    coltish1.  6 months ago

    I had no idea glaciers’ body parts were so anthropomorphized. Thanks, Teresa!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Hot dam.

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    davewhamond creator 6 months ago

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… another masterpiece (picture this 7 feet tall, hanging in a gallery).

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    UltraLameFest2  6 months ago

    Yes, it’s great to have all this color during the bleak mid-winter!

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    The most romantic place on the peninsula.

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Sure, why not? I can combine our meeting with my latest varve analysis. Refer, if you will, to Frederick E. Zeuner, Dating the Past….

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    Meet me at the glacier toe, and we’ll kiss ’neath the mistletoe!

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    The only glacier toe I have tread upon was the one in New Zealand, and later that day I took a bus to see the glow worm caverns. It was quite a day, and none better to finish with a nice Kiwi IPA.

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    Earthling Premium Member 6 months ago

    The Terminator at the terminus is terminal.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 6 months ago

    …how Mr.Cool got in the frozen glacier was a mystery…

    …but he had Captain America’s shield…

    …and was wearing a pair of 2024 sunglasses…

    …in his pocket was a Galaxy 24 …

    …that was lost last week when the door of that jet popped off…

    …inside of Mr. Cool’s jacket was a photo of Taylor Swift in a green revealing evening dress…

    …as everything thawed…

    …they started charging the phone…

    …it immediately pinged!…

    PING!

    …You have a new Frog Applause…

    …rut-row…

    …the shlt was on…

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    The Tooninator creator 6 months ago

    well I learned something new today!

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