Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 18, 2024

My mom became my dad and my dad became my mom. They’re now trans parents.

You can see right through a lot of politicians, too.

But of course. The only way they can win is if they listen to the advice we shout out on our couch.

Kids are sharper behaviorists than people with degrees. It’s a social survival skill.

Today they are both figuratively and literally transparent – comically speaking..

If the game ended in a draw, both fans will be unhappy.

Let me be very clear. About something….

Very spiffy art in this great cartoon.

That has been my contention for years. I have a son living in Georgia long enough where he is now talking funny, but when U of M played for the national championship, “Dad, WE won!!!” No, son, “you” didn’t.

you mean, Oui?

Well, this is a little metaphorical! And note the differenc in choices of pronouns for the first two. I’m not sure about Frazz: is he saying “We are!”?

Our well-behaved son and your bad boy.

Funny cuz it’s so true! I’m sure that’s how kids see most grown ups – if they see them at all.

How did your army do?

Everybody lost.

Look at the A I earned. That lousy teacher gave me an F.

“I spent two hours yelling at my television to help my team let me feel superior to fans of the other team.”

That kid hasn’t earned the right to feel so superior.

“What are your preferred pronouns?” now has one more exasperating iteration.

More stupid than usual

This one would be kind of spooky without the dialog.

Don’t care for the oh-so-superior kid, but he does have a point. When your team wins, it’s “We”. When they lose, it’s “They”.