Herman by Jim Unger for February 18, 2024

Something tells me she’s a hundred acres and 90 pigs kind of bride.

I have a feeling that one of those pigs is his daughter.

He must really love his daughter to think she is worth that much.

A father’s desperate move to shove his spinster daughter out the door.

“She’s got huge…tracts of land!”

Have your daughter wear LOTS of lipstick!

Run Harrison. Run like the wind.

Run! Run like the wind!

But she has a great personality!

Governor James Hogg of Texas had a daughter he and his wife named Ima.

Ouch.

Ok, bring her over…..does she cook?

he had a Jack Benny pause there

Ouch! That really hurts.

I’d go for it.. one can buy a lot of bags with 60 pigs.. even if you had to double bag her..

Only if you included a shovel in the deal>

Bet she’s a real Babe.

She must look like her daddy. Harrison isn’t all that much of a prize either.

Do I hear fifty acres and a mule?

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you

What an increase just for seeing her. LOL