“Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think, Enjoy yourself while you’re still in the pink, the years go by as quickly as a wink, Enjoy yourself, Enjoy yours it’s later than you think”!
My close friend, rest his soul, said almost those very words after he was diagnosed with congestive heart failure and I asked him how he felt about his rather dire prognosis (his was quite advanced with other complications). He said, “well, you get born, you live as long as you can, then you die.”
BasilBruce 8 months ago
But what about burgers?
BE THIS GUY 8 months ago
What if you’re on a low carb diet?
Asharah 8 months ago
What about chocolate?
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 8 months ago
Heaven on Earth!
InuYugiHakusho 8 months ago
Not a bad way to go out, admittedly.
Hello Everyone 8 months ago
Be sure to put lots of Cheese on the Pasta!
Need coffee 8 months ago
A fake noodle is an impasta.
(Steph, you can rest easy for a couple of days while Rat comes after me with the baseball bat.)
Cornelius Noodleman 8 months ago
The purpose of life is for everyone to ask everybody else questions.
Bilan 8 months ago
I just hope I don’t go while eating – dying with my face in the pasta. That wouldn’t make for a good portrait at my wake.
pearlsbs 8 months ago
WAOTH missed it this time. He forgot about the beer to wash down the pasta.
DanielRyanMulligan1 8 months ago
Uh, I think, uh, RERUN, REPEAT, or, as my mommy would claim: COPY-COPY!!!! Dan aka…
jonnytest 8 months ago
And cheese! Don’t forget the cheese!
GROG Premium Member 8 months ago
I’d rather die before eating all that pasta.
John Smith 8 months ago
Doesn’t sound that funny either
Concretionist 8 months ago
Life is but a brief flash of sunlight as you drop from birth into the grave. Enjoy it while it lasts!
blunebottle 8 months ago
In Pig’s case, cheese.
iggyman 8 months ago
“Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think, Enjoy yourself while you’re still in the pink, the years go by as quickly as a wink, Enjoy yourself, Enjoy yours it’s later than you think”!
Troglodyte 8 months ago
Forget the pasta, look to the fyoocha!
Gent 8 months ago
Stuff your face with pasta? What? Why?
markkahler52 8 months ago
No…not BAD at all!!
akachman Premium Member 8 months ago
Let’s roll with that.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 8 months ago
My close friend, rest his soul, said almost those very words after he was diagnosed with congestive heart failure and I asked him how he felt about his rather dire prognosis (his was quite advanced with other complications). He said, “well, you get born, you live as long as you can, then you die.”
Ellis97 8 months ago
I just had some pasta yesterday.
Imagine 8 months ago
Pastafarian.
Paul D Premium Member 8 months ago
Pasta is fine — for dinner. But at breakfast you need BACON.
brianstreleckis 8 months ago
Hey, I stuffed my face with pasta last night!
VICTOR PROULX 8 months ago
Spaghetti all’Assassina!
Goat from PBS 8 months ago
Garfield? Is that you?
DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago
Hmm, not much of a plot, but I like that middle part.
SkyFisher 8 months ago
Ecclesiastes 12:13
SusieB 8 months ago
Die fat and happy
johnschutt 8 months ago
Without God, life has no ultimate meaning, value, or purpose.
ladykat 8 months ago
Not just pasta.
aerotica69 8 months ago
Don’t forget to put lots of cheese on that pasta.
rshive 8 months ago
Nothing very philosophical about that.
4804408738 8 months ago
yes! gluten-free pasta!!!
pripley 8 months ago
A plumber once commented on his job security; “We are born and then we die. In between, we go to the bathroom.”
fritzoid Premium Member 8 months ago
Big Jim Colosimo at Colosimo’s Restaurant,* Chicago, 1920.
Giuseppe “Joe the Boss” Masseria at Nuovoa Villa Tammaro Restaurant, Coney Island, 1933.
Willie Moretti at Joe’s Elbow Room Restaurant, Cliffside Park (NJ), 1951.
Crazy Joe Gallo at Umberto’s Clam House, Little Italy, 1972.
Carmillo “Carmine” Galante at Joe and Mary’s Italian Restaurant, Bushwick, 1979.
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
Dutch Schultz and Paul Castellano were also whacked in restaurants, but they were steakhouses.
*Getting hit in your own restaurant seems doubly mean.
bobbyferrel 8 months ago
You’re born wet, cold, naked and afraid. Then it goes downhill from there.
Brilliant_Birdie 8 months ago
I can accept that answer.
marko92752 8 months ago
What…no cheese?
zarilla 8 months ago
Will be having spaghetti with clam sauce for the third day in a row now. My wife decided she didn’t want any. Oh well…
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
Except he didn’t mention stuffing my face with cheese….that worries PIG! ☺️☺️
Ivan Salazar Premium Member 8 months ago
Italian is out, Mexican is what it’s at.
minty_Joe 8 months ago
42.
zeexenon 8 months ago
Darn, I’m fresh out.
cfkelley 8 months ago
It’s better if the pasta is accompanied by a nice Chianti.
pamela welch Premium Member 8 months ago
OMG,! OMG! This is so very funny — LOLOL
Buoy 8 months ago
You throw it against the wall to what sticks.
Opus Croakus 8 months ago
Stephan actually borrowed this from “Bloom County”, but the quote was “You’re born. You go on some diets. You die”. This way is more fun I guess.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 8 months ago
Advice tailored to the audience, apparently.
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
But… what about dessert?!?
rgcviper 8 months ago
Good taste, Pig and WAOTH. I just had spaghetti for dinner on Thursday.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 8 months ago
What, no red wine?!?!?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 8 months ago
Stay away from the Fra Diavolo sauce
Our Life 8 months ago
Then you are just wishing that you die throughout a longer life.
jerry400 7 months ago
Pasta is rubbish. Anything that has to be a different shape to distinguish it, one from another, cannot be right..
MichaelD Premium Member 7 months ago
And this is why one of the major religions of the world is centered in Rome, Italy.