Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 31, 2024

Time is relative to the observer and their relative.

Time the avenger. The Pretenders.

I don’t believe Stephen Hawking or David Cox have addressed that aspect of time measurement. It’s possible that you are near a transient event horizon. They tend to occur near spouses and significant others.

Just give me 5 minutes to finish reading today’s comics.

It should hardly be his first time observing this dilation.

this is obvious. “i’ll be ready in 5 minutes” is the same as “i’ll be ready in just a second”

Just dress like him. Grab the first thing you see.

He obviously has not grasped the concept of the different reference frames for time: the shopping minute, the dressing minute, the football minute . . .

Yes, yes they are.

And then you will be further delayed because she doesn’t like your clothes.

Guys wear clothes. Gals DRESS [mostly]

all will be forgotten once she drops the towel

I have learned after 53 years of marriage, that my wife can appear to be ready to walk out the door and not really be ready for at least 5 more minutes. I don’t even put my hat and coat on until she says, “Are you coming?”

I don’t even start to get dressed until I hear the hair dryer go off.

I guess she’ll be ready at the 11th hour.

time is relative (in SO many ways)

I shared a house with two women, one of whom was performing at a University dance performance. The other woman was pretty and extremely vain. As we prepared to leave for the performance, I finally had to drag her away from the mirror and explain two important facts.

1. They LOCK THE DOORS before the performance begins.

2. In a performance hall where 20 extremely fit, young women would be performing dances in skin-tight leotards, NO ONE WOULD BE LOOKING AT HER.

We just made it.

Dude, you’re not even in the same time zones.